Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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