..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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