with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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