Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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