Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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