We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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