who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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