So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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