what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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