We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
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i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They have beer where we have blood.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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