so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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