I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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