New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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