i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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