How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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