she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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