Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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