I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize