it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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