I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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