Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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