He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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