Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.