Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you