Having a random hookup so left but love u
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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