That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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