yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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