Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
