i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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