Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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