Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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