I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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