I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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