What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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