My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My penis needs a shock collar
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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