PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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