i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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