What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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