Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i think i have herpe
just one?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Randomize
