Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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