I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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