Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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