I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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