there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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