It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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