My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
it's great music for shaving your balls
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
MIDGETS
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my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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