shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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