help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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