i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
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I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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