Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Is it penis luge time yet?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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