Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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