My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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